EN
1. When life hands you lemons, eat the lemons. If Life had intended you to make lemonade with its lemons, it would have included sugar, water, a pitcher, and a spoon.
2. That which does does not kill you leaves you weak, bleeding, and helpless until something else comes along to finish you off.
3. Life is like a whore, it sucks and gets fucked up all the time.
4. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
5. Fear is just a feeling, it can never kill you. But I sure can!
6. If the world wouldn't suck, we'd all fall off.
7. There are 3 kind of people in the world. Those who you can count on and those who can't count.
NL
1. Sex heb ik genoeg. Het leven verneukt me dagelijks.
2. Er zijn 3 soorten mensen op de wereld, mensen waar je op kan rekenen en mensen die niet kunnen rekenen.
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